How on earth do people with nut allergies go vegan? What do you eat? Leaves??
??????? is it 2014 or fuckung 1414? does the book have to be handscribed by monks and put on a ship from europe to come to the americas? does a courier have to wait for the spring thaw to navigate the treacherous rivers and roads to my city? did i order this on my laptop or did i just chip my credit card details into a stone block and throw it down the mountain? am i even going to be able to turn the pages or has our species not yet crawled out of the goddamn oceans and evolved opposable thumbs??????????
Skaters make their way under the Bronson Avenue Canal Bridge on the Rideau Canal Skateway during the 31st Annual Winter Triathlon on Saturday, Feb. 1, 2014. The triathlon, comprising of a skate-ski-run, is one of the oldest activities of the National Capital Commission’s Winterlude festival. THE CANADIAN PRESS/Justin Tang